- Girls are so fucking sexy.
- You can’t get pregnant even if you forget to take your pill.
- If you want penetrative sex, you can still get it, but with a really awesome purple penis.
- Boobs go ‘badoing’ and can amuse me for hours.
- When they bite their lip…
- You can both ‘wear the trouser’s’ and not make a guy feel emasculated.
- A girl’s skin is always so soft.
- Again, boobs.
- And also, vaginas.
- And just generally, girls are yummy.
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Why I like being a lesbian.
Say what you will about Kung fu panda but at least they didn’t put like tiger boobs on tigress
None of the animals have weird animal tits. It’s actually really refreshing when I can watch a movie with animals and not have to question why a snake has breasts.
- Straight Boy: Hey sexy, nice tits ;)
- Woman: Leave me alone
- Straight Boy: Smh women need to learn how to take a compliment..
- Gay Guy: Hey there handsom-
- Straight Boy: EUW FUCKING GAY you pervert fag! disgusting!
you ever notice how if a person wants horn implants or to look like a fucking barbie doll or something it’s all fine but if a trans woman wants boobs she has to wait and go to counciling to make sure she ~REALLY~ wants them.
This!
this is the same for those who want top surgery.
Video game man: This is my strong female video game character, her name is Sexy Boob. She wears a thong, but the twist is that she has to wear the thong. If she takes the thong off she will die. So as you can see, it is not at all for the benefit of the male viewers because the thong is very important to the story and I am going to jack off now thank you for all the money
Like playing with boobs?
Now you have a legit reason to do so.
Science has found that compressing the cells in breasts will decrease the chance of malignant cells growing in the tissue. So playing with boobs can help prevent breast cancer. So play with your boobs! Play with your partner’s boobs! It’s healthy!
Let me play with your boobs
For science and cancer prevention of course
Anything for science ^.^
Like playing with boobs?
Now you have a legit reason to do so.
Science has found that compressing the cells in breasts will decrease the chance of malignant cells growing in the tissue. So playing with boobs can help prevent breast cancer. So play with your boobs! Play with your partner’s boobs! It’s healthy!
Let me play with your boobs
For science and cancer prevention of course
Literally 60%(at least) of Bioware's Fandom
- Bioware: *creates a really comprehensive female character*
- Fandom: she's too accepting, ass-kisser
- Bioware: *creates a stubborn female character*
- Fandom: she's so annoying, pack your bags pls
- Bioware: *creates a gentle female character*
- Fandom: she's too soft
- Bioware: *creates a tough female character*
- Fandom: She's such a *****.
- Bioware: *creates a sex-positive female character*
- Fandom: fucking pushy wh****.
- Bioware: *creates a female character that is still learning*
- Fandom: wow so ignorant, wtf
- Bioware: *creates a really intelligent female character*
- Fandom: she thinks she knows everything, pls sit down
- Bioware: *creates a male character with all or any of the above*
- Fandom: AHJSISGEOSGEKAIAHW PERFECT, BOYFRIEND AHAHAHAHA LMAO YOOO FUCK ME PLS, BEEP BEEP DROP YOUR PANTS FOR ME, YOU ARE MY PERFECT BOYFRIEND, PROTECT THIS CUTIE AT ALL COSTS POOR THING IS HURT, HEEEEELPPPP, THERE IS NOT ENOUGH LOVE FOR HIM ASUSIWHAJSHDHEHFIEOWORUFID
me: not wearing a bra, lounging at home in a T-shirt
me:
me: lifts boobs, tucks fabric under boobs, lowers boobs
me: better
this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction
my shirts always fit: a man’s tale
what shirt: a nudist au
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